"You have books. We have a desire to judge you on them."
Send in a picture of your books and the New Yorker will provide analysis, or put more bluntly, judge your character.
Today's is fun.
"Angela, I’ve no idea how you’ve done it, but you’ve managed to assemble the book stack of my nightmares..."
It appears that you are confused about the following:
How to read people
How to make people read you
How to like people
How to like men
How to plan a wedding on a budget (oh, ugh)
How to make money
How to be pretty
How to sell a book (oh, god)
How to publicize your book
How to get rid of the life you’re stuck with
How to determine what you’re good at
What to watch on your television
Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2010/03/the-subconscious-shelf-4.html#ixzz0htN4QEEY
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